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Here are some quick thoughts about what's going on in sports news. I'm offering my opinion on some of the topics out right now from the Erin Andrews video to Mike Vick to my non-sports beef. Enjoy.

I was simply crushed when Mike Tyson's daughter Exodus had to be taken off life support and passed away a couple of weeks ago. Having a young daughter myself I could not imagine what type of trauma and hurt Mike was going through. Add on to the fact a lot of the media reporting the story did the unthinkable in including things about Mike's past that had no bearing to the tragedy at hand. You never get over something like that, but I was hoping Mike somehow some way was able to deal with it.

Mike Tyson is such a fascinating person that I find it amazing that he has even lived to be 42 years old. When I went and saw "The Hangover" (best comedy in years by the way) and there was Mike acting and acting well (his scenes are classics) I was thinking to myself I would have never imagine Mike doing this if you asked me five years ago.

Mike Tyson with daughter Rayna and youngest daughter at the Cannes Film Festival premiere of 'Tyson.'

For any parent there is nothing worse, short of death, than a child hurt or in danger. Imagine Mike Tyson's anguish at hearing the news that his 4 year old daughter,Exodus, is now seriously critical in St. Joseph's Hospital in Phoenix. The boxer-actor most notable for his various heavyweight titles,troubled marriage to actress,Robin Givens and rape scandal involving Rhode Island beauty queen, Desiree Washington recently acquired new found fame in his critically acclaimed documentary, Tyson, a no holds barred look at Tyson's troubled childhood and rise to world heavyweight fame by director,James Toback.

According to sources, the precocious little girl was watching TV with her 7 year old brother when she became entangled in a cord attached to the family's treadmill. The little boy found her with the cord around her neck after being sent by their mom to find her. The mother who had been cleaning in another room tried to revive Exodus while waiting for the ambulance to arrive after calling 911. Originally she reported the 'tragic accident' as an electrocution before changing it to a hanging.

I always tell people that Mike Tyson is probably the most misunderstood athlete of our time.

Any interview with him is fascinating and this is no different. From biting ears to being humble this is a must view.

Sure we all think Favre will come back to the Vikings and I'm sure there will be endless coverage over it. However Favre has his work cut out for him because there's Michael Vick's imminent release from prison. According to a press release,

ESPN has released the details about who they are sending and where. Three reporters will be spread out from Leavenworth, Kan, to Hampton, Va, and Atlanta, and the network will air specials throughout the day. There will even be a one hour special that Tuesday. Via ESPN PR....

The Mike Tyson Documentary hits theaters on April 24th and from the early reviews it is a very compelling and eye opening documentary that will show Iron Mike in a light you have never seen before.

To continue with that theme I thought it would also be nice to show you a different side of Tyson. A lot of people know of Mike Tyson from the negative aspects of his career, but there is also another side. Mike is a boxing historian with a lot of boxing knowledge.

Here are some quotes from Mike:

On his punching power:

"Don't just hit where the opponent is, but try to drive your fist at least 3-6 inches beyond the point of contact."

This is a solid point because so many boxers don't punch through their opponents they just pitty pat them to death. A true puncher sits down on their punches and goes through their opponent's body.

Here is another point Tyson makes on punching:

"Don't punch with just the arm, but with the entire body".

There is nothing worse than seeing a boxer who just flings his arms out there. Those are normally the ones who end up on their back. Punching is about angles and using all parts of your body not just your arms.

The Hollywood Reporter is stating that imprisoned NFL Quarterback is shopping for a reality show. According to the report Vick is trying to pitch a show that will portray him "repenting for his past sins". Very similar to the T.I. reality show that aired on MTV.

Of course I am always here to help so I have a few suggestions for the Vick reality show:

1- For the Love of Poochie

In this reality show Mike host up to twenty dogs in his mansion and the dogs compete (not fight) for Vick's affection until one lucky canine gains the love and affection of the former Pro Bowl quarterback.

2- The Bachelor PETA Style

In this reality Mike has his pick from twenty sexy female veterinaries from all across the world. The world will be watching to see which woman will receive the "diamond" dog collar at the end of the night.

3- The Amazing Dog Race

In this reality show Mike has to make it to a designated location before thirty pit bulls chase him down. If he can make it to the location Roger Goddell reduces his suspension by one game. If after sixteen weeks Mike has survived he will be cleared to play in the NFL again.

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I like a lot of people thought Mike Tyson wouldn't make it to 40. I wasn't sure how it was going happen (suicide, murder or accident being the most likely causes), but I was sure it was going to happen. The fact that Mike is still alive is a miracle in itself, so with that said I am dying (you love that play on words don't you) to watch his documentary.

Seriously who has had a more interesting life that Mike Tyson? Here is the thing about Tyson even though a lot of people see him as some dumb brute in reality he is a very introspective guy when he isn't biting people ears and legs.

I suggest everyone checks this out when it comes out with an open mind. Until then if you need something to get your week started with a laugh check this out:

THE GREATEST MIKE TYSON QUOTES OF ALL TIME

Just reading the sports news today, and I see the San Francisco 49ers interviewed Baltimore Ravens quarterbacks coach Hue Jackson Friday morning for their open offensive coordinator position. You would think that's not a big deal, until you start connecting dots, and there are plenty.

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Tuesday night, I wrote a quick story about Joe Johnson and Mike Bibby of the Atlanta Hawks wearing commemorative shoes by Nike of the presidential inauguration.

Well, Nike didn't want the public to go without, but they are available on a very limited basis. NikeBlog.com has the details of the limited availability of the new Air Jordan Pure Pressure, Inauguration Edition shoes.

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Not long after the Atlanta Hawks watched the inauguration of our 44th President of the United States, Barack Obama, two of them were fitted with special shoes, courtesy of Nike.

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As some of you watch the National Championship game Thursday, whether you like Florida or Oklahoma, allow me to introduce you to two members of the Gators, Maurkice and Mike Pouncey.

The game will mean a lot to them, but nowhere near as much as it will mean to their father, Rob Webster.

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Come on Omar Epps errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Mike Tomlin have a little Christmas spirit. When Santa Claus visited the Pittsburgh Steelers coach during his mid week press conference (something that is an annual tradition) lets just say Tomlin wasn't exactly exuding Christmas cheer. If anything he was more like the Grinch.

After Santa's appearance the Steelers announced this would be the last time Santa would be coming down the chimney at a press conference. The football gods will not look kindly on this. Just asked the Eagles how things have been since they pelted Santa with "Ice Balls" back in the day. Tomlin looked like he was about to pull a Shaun Ellis:

I understand Tomlin is intense and wants his team to focus on the next game at hand, but lighten up a bit. It is the holidays and obviously Santa wasn't intentionally trying to cause any problems. Drink some spike Eggnog, sing some bad Christmas songs and enjoy this joyous time.

I understand that Tomlin is doing his best to try to imitate Foreman on the TV show "House" but even Foreman gets down during Christmas time.

So my gift to Tomlin is this:

Loosen up that collar Coach Epps.

While its not nearly as memorable as Kobe's commercial for Guitar Hero at least here you have a chance go one-on-one with an NBA player.

Michael Gerard Tyson (born June 30, 1966)

Miscellaneous Quotes

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."

"He called me a 'rapist' and a 'recluse.' I'm not a recluse."

"I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage."

"I like the British bikes. I like British people. They're real mellow."

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

"I have some pain I'm gonna have for the rest of my life. So every now and then I kick your f**king ass."

"I just want to conquer people and their souls."

On Lennox Lewis
"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."

"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

On Evander Holyfield

"You got nothing coming, man. I'm going to enjoy this fight."

After biting Holyfield he said, "This is my career. I have children to raise. I have to retaliate. He butted me. Look at me. My kids will be scared of me."

"I felt Holyfield was using his head illegally. I told the referee I wasn't getting any help, so I went back to the streets to smoke him. I cannot defend it, but it happened."

On Razor Ruddock

"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

Honestly I am frighten of Mike Singletary. If I am a player on the 49ers right now when I come to work on Monday I know I better:

1- Be a team player.
2- Be working my ass off.
3- Keep my mouth shut and just do my job.

Vernon Davis is a classic example of a player who thought he was entitled to everything because he was a high 1st round draft pick. I guarantee you right now he has come to the conclusion that we all have. It doesn't matter if you are a #1 pick or a street free agent Mike Singletary are going to play the best players and when I say best "best players" I don't mean the best physically, but the best "team players".

In light of the latest gossip scandal involving Alex Rodriguez and Madonna of all people, I have decided to come up with a manual for cheating athletes. I like to refer to it as:

THE 10 BONA FIDE COMMANDMENTS FOR THE CHEATING ATHLETE:

I- IF THOU SHALL WIFE HER, THOU BETTER MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T CARE IF YOU CHEAT.

As an athlete I can definitely understand why you would want to get married. You want to have some kids (not out of wedlock). You want someone you can confide in. You want someone you can be yourself around. You want someone who loves you for who you are and not what you are. Plus on top of that, it doesn't hurt to have a nice wholesome image for potential advertisers. As they say, getting married helps the "Q" rating.

But whomever you decide to marry, you better be sure she can handle the fact you are going to have many "side" women. Also, she better be able to handle the fact that women all over the country will be coming at you 24/7 365 days a year. Some women have the fantasy that if they marry an athlete he will be faithful. That is a recipe for disaster. So you may have to sit your lady down and explain to her that she is the main girl. Is that enough to make her happy? If not, you're going to have a lot of issues.

II- THOU SHALL ALWAYS HAVE A PRENUP.

In the immortal of Kanye West: "WE WANT PRENUP".

This should be the simplest rule of all. You make millions of dollars while she works part time of at Payless. That doesn't add up to 50/50. Even if you're following these commandments, there is still a good shot that your wife will leave you (see: Michael Jordan). So you need to protect yourself legally. If she doesn't want to sign the prenup, that should be your first clue that she might not be the one you want to marry. Be fair in the prenup. Offer enough money for her to be comfortable and more importantly to keep her mouth shut after the divorce.

III- THOU SHALL NOT CARE IF WIFEY CHEATS ON YOU.

I like to call this the Shaq rule. Shaq follows the cheating code to a tee. However, the one part that has cost him is, when he found out his wife was cheating on him, he flipped out and filed for divorce not realizing that all the dirt he has done would come to light.

If you are going to have different women in all 50 states and be gone half the time don't be naïve enough to think your wife won't sleep with the pool boy, after sitting at home alone in a huge house taking care of a couple of kids and not getting any sex. Don't be naïve and think your wife won't go to a club and sleep with a random guy who looks like Usher and maybe do it in the club. Don't be naïve if a "George" is whispering sweet nothings in your wife's ear, talking about how she deserves better and ends up playing "Bed Gammon" with her. She doesn't want a divorce, but she does want attention so don't overreact when it happens if you want to keep the majority of your savings account.

IV- THOU SHALL ALWAYS REMEMBER IT IS CHEAPER TO KEEP HER.

Simply put, who would you rather have deciding where your funds go: you or a judge? Much better to pay now than later. So if your wife sees you on TMZ.com with four strippers in a hot tube popping bottles it is better to just give her the American Express card than to have her visit the lawyer's office the next day. Take the hit and move on.

V- THOU SHALL NEVER SLEEP WITH ANYONE IN COLORADO NOR ANYONE NAMED KATIE WITH A JOURNALISM DEGREE, EVEN FROM A COMMUNITY COLLEGE.

I like to call these the "Kobe Bryant and Superhead Rules." Something about Colorado and girls named Katie just seems like a recipe for disaster. Actually, you should stay away from Colorado, Utah, Montana, North & South Dakota, West Virginia and any other place that has more mountains than Wal-Mart's. You should also stay clear of females named Katie, Nancy, Brit, Molly or any other name that sounds like they could have been an extra in Beverly Hills 90210.

Any woman that tells you that "writing" is her hobby should immediately be dismissed from your potential cheating list. The list thing you need is a scorned lover deciding the way she is going to pay off her student loans is by writing a tell-all book about how you like to dress up in a in a Batman costume before having sex.

Even more problems mount for Michael Vick who is currently serving a 23 month sentence for plotting to run an interstate dogfighting ring. Now he is filing for bankruptcy which really doesn't matter now since he's in jail. It is not as if he can really spend any money. Let this be a lesson to everyone: the higher you are the harder you fall. Hard to believe about 4 years ago Michael Vick led the Falcons to the NFC Title Game against the Eagles and now he's a convicted felon and a broke one at that. It will be interesting to see what becomes of Michael Vick once he is released from prison. Will he be a changed man or end up making the same horrible decisions that led him to his downfall to begin with. Then again like anyone that falls from grace we always are suckers for a story where the Phoenix rises from the ashes. Only time will tell how this story will turn out.