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11/12/2006: "The Top 10 BlackSportsOnline Nicknames of All-Time"


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Over the past couple of months BSO has seen an explosion of new readers to our site. One of the commonly email questions from new readers is where did the nicknames come from in regards to players we describe on the site. So I decided to breakdown the Top 10 BSO Nicknames:

CLICK HERE FOR THE TOP 10 BSO NICKNAMES OF ALL TIME

Honorable Mention:

The Bona Fide Sports Expert Robert Littal:

Pretty self explanatory I’m the King.

Pretty Ricky Williams aka Shady Grady:

The name Pretty Ricky comes from an old blaxpliation film also a character on the comedy sitcom Martin. Shady Grady comes from the striking resemblance in beard structure from a character on Sanford and Son.



Choker Manning aka The Greatest Regular Season QB of All-Time:

The facts are since High School Peyton Manning has been the best QB at his position, but has never won a title at any level and has had his worst performances when he was needed the most.

Now let’s get to the Top 10:

10-Ray Ray Lewis AKA Gilbert Arenas

The Ray Ray comes from the fact that everyone has a Ray Ray in there family who is like a self appointed preacher and talks nonsensical for hours on end to just to here himself talk. That describes Ray Lewis to a tee.

The Gilbert Arenas comes from an interview with ESPN where he compared himself to Michael Jordan, where I in turn said he was lucky to be considered the NFL version of Gilbert Arenas. I got an email from someone shortly there after claming to be a member of Arenas’s posse who said I shouldn’t have disrespected Arenas like that. Classic.


9- Racist Stern

Definitely on of the names that produces a lot of controversy. This came about from an article I wrote about Stern when he was changing over the dress code. Here is a snippet from the article and a link to read the whole thing.

8- 50 Cent Porter

First Joey Porter looks like 50 Cent. Secondly Porter also has a tendency to run his mouth, but doesn’t back it up similar to 50 Cent.



7- Mr. Privilege Olive Oil Pennington

One of my personal favorites. Chad Pennington once held a press conference after a Jets loss and proclaimed to all that it was a “privilege” not a “job” to cover him and the New York Jets. That we in the media should be ashamed of ourselves for having the audacity to criticize him for his terrible performances. The Olive Oil comes from the fact that he can’t throw a football more than 15 yards without it looking like helium has been injected in to it.

6- “Garbage” Harrington

One of the most simple to figure out and the most flexible. Joey Harrington is a garbage QB. The great thing about it is that it is transferable. Garbage Boller, Garbage Kitna, Garbage Warner, I could go on and on.

5- Tony Rice AKA Michael Vick

I get more hate mail from Notre Dame Alums saying I am disgracing the name of Tony Rice than Ron Mexico fans defending Vick. For those who don’t know Tony Rice was a great Notre Dame QB who led them to their last National Championship in 1989. Unfortunately back them the NFL wasn’t in the market for electric running QBs with rocket arms. In many ways Vick reminds me of Tony Rice with his ability and his inability at times to stay and the pocket and make passes. He is trying to prove me wrong as we speak, so we will see how it goes.



4- Carebear Alexander

It was not a secret that the Seattle Seahawks front office and coach Mike Holgrem didn’t want to pay Shaun Alexander big money because they thought he was soft. Soft as a Carebear someone would say. Great player when healthy, but not the toughest guy in the world according to players and management. He got his money, but he is hurt now so you make the call.

3- Small, Medium, Medium-Large, Ben Rothlisberger

From his first start as QB for the Pittsburgh Steelers I thought Ben was a suspect. I was proven right when he imploded in his first 2 playoffs games as a rookie, so he became Small Ben. His 2nd year he came out on fire and had me questioning if I could have been incorrect about him, so he became Big Ben. The he had slump in the middle of year so he became Medium Ben. Then the Steelers caught fire at the end of the year and he was Medium-Large Ben. In the first 3 games of the playoffs he played like Montana so he was Big Ben again. He went to the Super Bowl and the WR played QB better than him, but he got a ring, so I was going to let him keep the Big Ben title. Until he screwed up his off-season by riding a motorcycle without a helmet and is now playing like garbage so he is back to Small Ben. I have a headache.

2- “God” Favre

Nothing riles up the “Good Old Boys” when I refer to Brett as God Favre. The name comes from the fact that Favre is truly worshipped by all in the state of Wisconsin and many in the mainstream media. John Madden’s man crush is legendary. Only recently have people come to understand what I have been telling people for years, since he was unable to make a last drive comeback to beat the Broncos in the 97 Super Bowl where they were double digit favorites, he has been responsible for the decline and playoff failure of the Green Bay Packers. Granted they would have been terrible without him, but in pressure situations over the last decade he has been worse than Peyton Manning, but I guarantee as soon as this hits the site I will be inundated with 100’s of emails asking how dare I question the God.

1-Darth Kobe

One article birth the legend. The #1 article every written on BSO. The article that has generated the most emails. The article that has been on the most message boards. No one causing more discussion than Bean. Not T.O., not Bonds, not groupies, not supermodel NFL picks or NBA Wives. Don’t believe the impact type in Darth Kobe in Google.

Darth Kobe T-shirts are scattered across the nation. One of the first questions ask when they find out who I am besides “you’re Robert Littal?” (I guess I don’t look like a Robert Littal) is “you are the guy who came up with Darth Kobe”. Songs have been written about Darth, national sports radio hosts start calling him Darth (some have given me credit, some haven’t) and those two pictures of him that are featured on my site have been saved millions times over.

Kobe never had a cool nickname. He wasn’t Air Jordan, Sir Charles, Shaq Diesel, King James, D Wade, etc etc. He was just Kobe, but not anymore. Darth lives and May the force be with you.

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on Wednesday, December 6th, Jarrett said

This is one of the worst things I've ever read. These nicknames are ridiculous and although they are supposed to be funny, they aren't even that.

For one, "Darth" gets no play compared to Mamba or Assassin, Joey Porter looks nothing like 50, and these are just the two that made enough sense to even deserve a response.

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on Wednesday, November 15th, Othello said

Get this clown out of here I don't agree with a lot with what Littal says, but the truth is he hates on everyone not just white players.

on Wednesday, November 15th, Tony Rice said

Are you kidding me Littal has been bitching me out for 5 years.

on Wednesday, November 15th, Terrance said

Obviously this dude doesn't read the site. Littal goes Michael Vick, Steve McNair, Donovan Mcnabb, Byron Leftwich on a weekly basis when they don't play well. I have never seen him prop up a QB because of his skin color

on Wednesday, November 15th, Big D said

6 of the 10 players on the list are Black...What the hell are you talking?

on Tuesday, November 14th, Racist Little Littal said

You're such a racist...You come at white quaterbacks on the daily and don't say shit about black quarterbacks. Doug Williams was the only black superbowl QB. Even your great Warren Moon never won one. But honestly you come at Peyton (who will be the best to ever live and proves that each week), Joey H, Kurt (who won a superbowl), Pennington...Let's look at the black QB's in the NFL... Culpepper=Poopies, Vick=No fundamentals=Will never do shit but sell tickets, McNabb=never win a superbowl, all he does is underthrow recievers, dump off to Westbrook and let him do all the work, and too scared to run because now that he doesn't and is a white quarterback, he's better. Charlie Batch=No words, Little Vick=Typical African- American (trouble). Which brings me to my next point, which is attitudes of white/black athletes...I don't even need to say anything about this but write back when you can name more than 5 white athletes who cause trouble and arn't team players, because it would literally take 10 months to write all the blacks down...

on Tuesday, November 14th, Justin said

Ha Ha Ha Ha

on Monday, November 13th, Brett Fave said

Why do you hate me so?

on Monday, November 13th, Redd Fox said

How dare you compare Grady to a pot smoker you big dummy

on Monday, November 13th, greg said

We call Kobe, Darth at my barbershop

on Monday, November 13th, Larry said

damn joey porter does look like 50 cent

on Sunday, November 12th, Big D said

Classic, makes me feel like an old timer I remember all of these

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