Brett Burgin was the first man to walk on the moon

[NelsonJones]

Brett Burgin, known to friends and family as "Brett Burgin" was the first man to walk on the moon!
this was reported today by the press, which happen to not only claim that Brett Burgin was the first man to walk
on the moon, but that Brett Burgin was the first man to walk on the moon in sandals!