Chad Ocho Cinco Condoms Coming To A Store Near You?
They say Manny Pacquiao is the pound for pound best boxer in the world. If there was a pound for pound list of most entertaining athlete the title would have to go to Chad Ocho Cinco.
If you watched HBO Hard Knocks you might have saw Chad “joking” about coming out with his own line of condoms. Like most things Chad says you never really know if he is just talking or if he is serious.
Earlier today on his twitter account (http://www.twitter.com/OGOchoCinco) he Twitpic what the Ocho Cinco Condom box would look like.
Besides the catchy slogan and the ruler to measure your “package” the funniest thing to me is the South Beach Cabana Hat Ocho is rocking. He looks like he should be playing shuffleboard at a retirement home.
I am pro breaking lamps, but I don’t know if I would trust Ocho’s condoms. It did get me to thinking, what if other Wide receivers came out with condoms how reliable would they be?
1- The T.O. Condom
They start off well, but as soon as you get someone pregnant the T.O. condom would blame you.
2- The Michael Crabtree Condom
Good condom but it was suppose to be in stores in July, but didn’t show up until October. Does have S-Curl lubricate though.
3- The Roy Williams Condom
Advertised as the #1 condom available, so you paid nine times the amount of the Miles Austin version for half of the reliability.
4- The Steve Smith Condom
Great condom, except the main person buying them (Jake Delhomme) doesn’t appear to know how to put them on.
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"No Child Please!?!"
I wouldn't use those…. He got too many kids to have been using condoms regularly….
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5 – The Fitzgerald Condom
Catches everything, no matter how high up you shoot.
The Boldin one seems to break a lot
That is just cold…can you do better?
LMAO HAHAHAHA
The Donald Driver condom: It expired 2 years ago but still bears all the load
You know what really irritates me?The fact that Goodell will probably fine the guy for this.
If there is a way for the NFL to fine Ocho they will
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Ted Ginn Jr. Condoms – For the risktakers out there…
comedian is an understatement- trust me, I know the guy. he should have came up with the condom concept well before the kids and the multiple baby mamas. I gotta give it to him, though, he does take care of the children! And yes, he might just be getting a fine for this one. Sad thing is, if the big boys had any sense, they would ignore the antics- the fines just reinforce his behavior!
The Hines Ward Condom: Will block anything you can put at it, but will break your johnson in doing so.
Made in Korea: Voted dirtiest by 11.6% of the NFL.
The Wes Welker condom. 15 times a game, baby!
Dying laughing
The Hank Baskett condom, when your playing way above your league and you don't know how the hell it caught that
The Braylon Edwards condom: Has some fanfare, but always seems to drop the big one.
lol Chad is a comedian
The Desean Jackson condom for when you prematurely finish
The Steve Smith (Giants) condom, the knockoff you buy for a third of the price that works better than the origional
The Roy Williams (again) condom, with an extra big resivoir tip to make room for a huge bust
The Marvin Harrison condom, its old, beat up and doesnt work anymore
The Plaxico Buress condom, no lube needed, just add soap on a rope
The Calvin Johnson condom, a great condom for those who dont get laid much
*DEAD*
The Randy Moss condom: You'll score every time!
The MJD condom: for when you don't finish.
TOM BRADY CONDOMS FOR THE ONES WHO CRY AFTER SEX
like you
The Donovan McNabb Condom: always kinda good… but u just can't go all the way with it
Ronnie Brown Condoms amazing when you need them and break when you dont
Brett Favre Condom: Can use more than once and still score.
Brett Farve Condom: When you need that marathon session of durability
Ray Lewis Condoms: Will destroy anything in its way.
JaMarcus Russell condoms…you have all the tool to succeed…but it's too lazy to care
Shawn Merriman Condoms: Glow-in-the-dark, so you can do the Lights-Out Dance
Not a WR, but how can he be left out ?
The Travis Henry Condom – guaranteed to work approximately 3 out of 100 times you have sex.
The Shayne Graham condom… you can put it on, but you'll never split the uprights with it.
The Ron Mexico condom………ooooooooooooops, dropped the ball too late!!!
roy e williams condom—like its not even there at all.
The Michael Vick condom – for doin' it doggie style.
Andre Johnson condom- for those who finish fast.
David Tyree condomn-Catches once but is never needed again…damn!
The Plaxico Burress condom – It doesn't need you. It takes the shot by itself.
The Devin Hester condom – When you want to do it fast and inaccurate
The Isaac Bruce condom – When you're just to old to do it but still try
The Darrius Heyward-Bey condom – For casual, once in a while uses
seems like I was just too late with mine. nvm
how about..
The Brandon Marshall Condom – For those who are never satisfied
The Vince Young Condom – It helps your "Johnson" run well
The Plaxico Burres Condom, You don't have to ask, yes there's a hole in it
The Peyton Manning Condom, It ain't pretty but you'll score
The brandon Jacobs condom, for when you just wanna pound it
The Barry Sanders Condom, for the young ones that like to squirm
The Bo Jackson Condom, for those who go both ways
The Michael Strahan Condom, When all you wanna do is split the gap
The Tony Romo Condom, you'll get the pretty girl, but you'll never win the one that counts, and no one will know why
Big Ben Condom – For when 'No' means YES!!
Hines Ward Condom: Made in Korea: Voted dirtiest by 11.6% of the NFL.
The Gus Frerotte condom…for when you just want to ram it in a wall.
The Jay Cutler condom…for when you cry like a baby when you don't get it 'your way.'
THE REX RYAN……for the guys with fatties
Jason Elam condom… works 62.5% of the time
The Jared Allen Condom: Always great in the sack!
The Franco Harris: The Immaculate Erection
The John Madden condom: works 60% of the time a 100% of the time
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The DeMarcus Ware Condom- for those brutal poundings
The Troy Polamalu Condom- When you need a pick in those hairy situations
The Tony Romo Condom- For homosexual use only
The Lions Condom- For those who might get lucky once in a while, but will never get a ring
The Steve Smith Condom: Comes in small sizes only
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The Jay Cutler condom: Somehow you got another girl pregnant…
The Dan Orvlosky Condom: Once putting it on, forgetting what direction to go
The Brett Favre Condom: Many different color choices (green + yellow) (green + white) (purple + yellow) and coming to stores in the next 3 years, (tiger orange + black) (carolina blue + white) (seagreen + seablue)
Troy Polamalu condom… Always broken.