I am eating some Frosted Flakes minding my own business this morning watching the Flintstones on Boomerang. I pull out the BSO Blackberry and I have the normal amount of hate mail, Viagra ads, BBMs about random nohos and facebook requests.

One email though captures my attention:

Lebron James training for Al-Qaida.

I was still half sleep, so I thought it was a joke email or some spam. I almost deleted it, but decided to check it out. It lead me to a link on AOL talking about how a British court was mad the US was doing some Jack Bauer torture on some Guantanamo Bay inmate.

Blah Blah Blah

Then I saw the pic and I spit out my Frosted Flakes.

Who knew that Lebron was a double agent this whole time. Speaking of Jack Bauer we need to get him on the line to figure out what the hell is going on here. Shouldn’t CTU be on alert, someone resurrect President Palmer.

Maybe we should let Gilbert Arenas take care of this.

No wonder Shaq has been so quiet in Cleveland he doesn’t want to go missing. This is a matter of National Security and I demand something be done immediately.

Yo Jay Z get Obama on the text.