That has to be one of the best alibi’s of all time. I can see the police interview now:

Detective: Mr. Colon at around 1:35am did you witness Mr. Roethlisberger with the accuser?

Colon: No sir.

Detective: Where were you at the time?

Colon: On the dance floor sir.

Detective: What were you doing on the dance floor?

Colon: The Stanky Leg sir.

Detective: The what?

Colon: The Stanky Leg.

(Colon gets up to demonstrate)

Detective: I think we are done here.

The Stanky Leg alibi is gold. Here is what Colon’s Agent had to say:

Joe Linta, Colon’s agent, said yesterday that Colon was on the dance floor much of the evening and was not aware there was an issue until Roethlisberger’s group was detained on the way out. Linta said Colon and Roethlisberger are “pretty good friends.” It’s likely Colon will be on the list of eight people who will be questioned by the Milledgeville police or the Georgia Bureau of Investigations.

Hopefully Colon is telling the truth because if he did see something or he knows something he should provide that information. I understand the whole offensive lineman/Quarterback dynamic (protect at all times), but this isn’t like Roethlisberger is accused of smoking a joint in the bathroom. It is a little more serious than that.