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Evan Longoria Has Pimp Focus

by BSO Staff | Posted on Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

Swing away, Evan.  While the Tampa Bay Rays were in Boston to take on the Boston Red Sox, Rays 3B Evan Longoria was angling for a different type of hit.  It’s being reported in the Boston Herald that Longoria was working his text game magic on a couple of ladies in town.  The only problem: the women are spoken for.  Here’s what the Herald had to say:

“So this guy won’t stop texting my girl,” said our annoyed dime-dropper. “We are at a concert at the House Of Blues and he messages her: ‘I’m in town what are you up to?’ She replies, ‘With my man at a concert,’ and he says, ‘That’s unfortunate, etc. etc.”

“He continued texting her all night and the next day. ‘Let’s go shopping, it’s harmless,’ ” said our spy. “And the next day, ‘Let’s go to a movie today.’ ”

Where’s your plate discipline, man?  You’re a marquee guy in the MLB, and you can’t stop texting a bartender you met on one of your many trips to Boston?  Not only that, but you struck out texting another bartender in the same time frame?  That’s not the double-up you’re aiming for.

So is the professional athlete’s life, accustomed to having their pick of the finer things.  But now not only is Longoria a threat to take your pitcher deep, but your girl, too.  There’s a reason he holds that hot corner down so well.

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