18-year-old tennis player Simona Halep managed to possibly improve her game and piss off millions of male tennis fans, simultaneously. Simona had a breast reduction, because her 34DD breasts were causing her to suffer back pain and affect the way she plays the game she loves. She didn’t look like she was having much trouble in the picture above.
Her form in these snaps is impeccable. Again, no huge problems noticed.
London’s Daily Mail quotes her as saying, “It’s the weight that troubles me. My ability to react quickly, my breasts make me uncomfortable when I play. I don’t like them in my everyday life, either. I would have gone for surgery even if I hadn’t been a sportswoman.”
I’m all for making the necessary adjustments in order to take your game to the next level, but this was too far for me. “It’s like God gave you this amazing gift, and you just smacked him across the face.” Let’s see some of her after snaps:
Double fault. Let’s see if she moves up from 114th in the rankings any faster now. I still say advantage, Williams.