Tiger Woods’ New Bachelor Pad In The Works..Pimp Focus Is Strong

Looks like Tiger is about to get his pimp focus on at a new crib.  His lawyer filed paperwork with the city of Jupiter Island, Florida to get things in motion.  The New York Post has the details:

Tiger Woods, estranged from wife Elin Nordegren, is reportedly building a new home that will include an oxygen-therapy room, a practice golf course and at least four swimming pools.

The lawyer for the golf superstar and serial cheater has filed paperwork over the past month to begin working on the amenities for the 9,000-square-foot, two-story home in Jupiter Island, Fla., according to TCPalm.com.

The sprawling compound will include a children’s pool for his two young kids, a lap pool, dive pool, reflection pool and water fountain, which are set to be completed by August, the report said.

Good for Tiger.  I think he will play better golf once he puts the divorce behind him, since he never wanted to be married anyway.

But he is forgetting one thing; he has all these pools, but he is missing:

Get it in Tiger, get it in.  I would advise against any porn stars or strippers in the hot tub, though.

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