If the Summer of LeBron couldn’t get any stranger, this man, Leicester Bryce Stovell, has appeared and is claiming to be LeBron’s dad.  He is making the accusation that LeBron and his mom, Gloria James, covered it up by tampering with a DNA test.

I couldn’t make this stuff up if I wanted to.  The story is so unbelievable that at first I thought Terez Owens was reporting it.

TMZ.com has the details:

The lawsuit is explosive — in it, 55-year-old Leicester Bryce Stovell claims he met Gloria in a D.C. area bar in 1984 … and had unprotected sex with her on the night they met. He later found out she was 15-years-old at the time … he was 29.

According to the docs — filed recently in federal court — Gloria has spent the rest of her life shielding LeBron from the truth.

But the man making the claim isn’t some schmuck — dude is a Princeton graduate … who earned a law degree from the University of Chicago … and then became a Senior Legal Advisor for the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission.

In his suit, Stovell claims he has a very clear recollection of the night he had “consensual sexual relations” with Gloria — in fact, he even remembers apologizing for his sub-par performance.

Leicester claims during the 2007 phone call — Gloria denied ever meeting him — threatened to have him physically harmed — and told him, “LeBron’s money is for his children.”

A few days after the phone call, Leicester claims LeBron — through his lawyer — agreed to take a DNA paternity test.

Leicester claims he was given results that showed he was not LeBron’s dad … but several months later, he began to suspect that the results were tampered with … and Gloria and LeBron were behind the fraud.

So why would LeBron participate in such a cover-up? Leicester claims it’s all, “due to anger at perceived abandonment and conflict arising from his image as a successful fatherless child from the projects.”

Leicester is now seeking $4 million from both LeBron and his mother — claiming fraud, defamation and misrepresentation.

Ummmmmmmmmmmm.

Yeah………

For real?

First off, let’s say this guy is LeBron’s dad; is he going to pay back the 18 years worth of child support he owes?

Also, she was 15 and he was 29?  That is definitely an:

R KELLY ALERT

Of course the timing of this lawsuit isn’t a coincidence.

In the immortal words of The Rock:

WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL??

We seriously live in a bizarro world.  This can’t be real … I have to be living in the Matrix.

Morpheus, please come save me and JaMarcus Russell ASAP.

Pics courtesy of TMZ.com; you make your own decisions, I am just done.  I am about to drink a Capri Sun and chill for a minute:

The article is Delonte West approved, and this post was sponsored by Maury.

*UPDATE*

DOWNLOAD THE ENTIRE LAWSUIT HERE