I have a thing for Villains.

I like Lex Luther, I think the Joker is a lot more interesting than Batman and in my younger days I always rooted for the bad guys in wrestling.

Can I get my Ric Flair on for a minute?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Contrary to popular belief, I love The South Beach NWO. Lebron is much more interesting as a villian.  Wade was already a serial killer, and no one even cared about Bosh until like four weeks ago.

Wade dropping badly timed World Trade references.

Lebron partying it up in Vegas.

Bosh cheesing every time he is front of the camera.

It is great and entertaining stuff, but nothing would set it off and truly make it’ must see TV’ than if Starbury join the squad. Last week there were some reports than Marbury wasn’t interested, but our Vaseline loving friend says not so fast. Here is what he had to say:

Starbury tells the NY Post that his message about supposedly not wanting to play for Miami was lost in translation: “Marbury, back in China for promotional events, said a Chinese reporter mixed up the translation of his remarks and that it was erroneously reported he had rejected the Dream Team’s overtures — an account picked up in New York. The 33-year-old told The Post that the Heat contacted him in early July before LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh formed the Dream Team and told him they would get back to him after ‘they handled all the things they had to handle.’ Marbury still is waiting to hear back from Heat president Pat Riley, as Miami continues filling out its roster and could use another point guard. Marbury has not heard from James or Wade. ‘It’s total nonsense, why would I turn down a chance to play for the Miami Heat?’ an irate Marbury told The Post from Beijing. ‘The report was a fabrication.”

Pat Riley needs to make this happen, and make it happen immediately just for my amusement.

I think they should have a Ustream Channel (unless Starbury was banned) where they just hang out at the Scarface mansion doing whatever they do (if Gabrielle Union shows up, I’ll watch).

Don’t let me down Pat, while you are at it could you sign Allen Iverson too?

Not like he would need to practice or anything.