Elin Nordegren Lies About Hitting Tiger Woods to People Magazine

The views expressed by Robert Littal do not necessarily reflect the views of women who like to beat men with 9 Irons.

Before we start let me just say this is an opinion piece. I wasn’t there so I can’t say with 100% certainty what happened, but I do wear a detective hat and broke lamps in a Holiday Inn Express last night, so you might want to pay attention.

I wish I could hire Antoine Dodson to go over to Tiger’s house just to say:

“You so dumb…”

Tiger gives up at minimum 25% of his empire to Elin and somehow doesn’t get a gag order barring her from doing interviews? Was his lawyer name Marcia Clark or something?

With that being said here is what Elin had to say about the night she beat down Tiger:

“There was never any violence inside or outside our home,” she said. “The speculation that I would have used a golf club to hit him is just truly ridiculous.”

Nordegren said Woods left the house that night and when he didn’t return after a while, she got worried and went to look for him. She said that’s when she found him in the car.

“I did everything I could to get him out of the locked car,” she said. “To think anything else is absolutely wrong.”

The magazine said the interview was conducted over four visits lasting a total of 19 hours at the rented Windermere, Fla., home where she now lives with their two children.

“I’ve been through hell,” she said. “It’s hard to think you have this life, and then all of a sudden — was it a lie? You’re struggling because it wasn’t real. But I survived. It was hard, but it didn’t kill me.”

“I’m so embarrassed that I never suspected — not a one. For the past 3½ years, when all this was going on, I was home a lot more with pregnancies, then the children and my school.”

In the immortal words Joi in Friday:


I don’t care how many Applebees’ girls, Porn Stars or Madams Tiger has slept with:


She laid hands on Tiger and it wasn’t the first time trust me when I tell you that. She is also lying about not knowing that Tiger was creeping because she isn’t that stupid and naive.

What she is proving to be is very smart and very manipulative of the media. Poor Elin is so embarrassed that her husband cheated that she needed 100 plus million to ease her pain.

Tiger was wrong for cheating and you have to pay the piper if you get caught, but I don’t want to hear a sob story for Elin trust me she is going to be just fine.

12 hours after the accident I said:


That’s why they call me Robstadamous.


Why is this the #1 story on ESPN.com?  Are we really that interesting in the story of a wife of an athlete?

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