Police on Jay Mariotti: “He Got Mad When His Girlfriend Was Flirting With Another Man”

Amazingly without having any police, detective, FBI, CIA or Men in Black  training (but I did break lamps in a Holiday Inn Express last night) I was able to figure out what happened in the Jay Mariotti case before the police even released the info to the public (it’s true just look at my twitter).

Honestly this wasn’t hard to figure out.

Mariotti is a 51 year old man with a younger girlfriend who is only with him for his money (or maybe she likes guys in tight leather jackets).

Mariotti tries to look cool by taking her to clubs where she fits right in, but he sticks out like JaMarcus Russell at a Golds Gym.

The girlfriend runs into a cooler, younger guy like me and starts to flirt a little.  Probably making fun of the fact that she has milked so much money our of Mariotti he is going to Reggie Wayne for additional funds.

Mariotti leather jacket gets tighter as he sees this interaction,  he gets mad and I will let the police tell you the rest of the details:

LAPD sources said Mariotti allegedly got into an argument with his girlfriend at a club in Santa Monica, and they were observed exchanging harsh words just before getting in a car to leave. Mariotti got angry after he believed his girlfriend had been flirting with another man, police sources said.

The argument continued at the couple’s apartment near Venice where Mariotti allegedly pushed and shoved the woman. During the altercation, Mariotti grabbed her arm, leaving marks, the sources said.

Police were called to the apartment and found his girlfriend, who has not been identified, with cuts and bruises.

So Mariotti gets salty because he realizes his girlfriend couldn’t possibly want a man like him so he strong arms her.

That Mariotti is such a manly man.

I mean what hot woman wouldn’t want an old man who whines like a little girl on TV every day like someone took his Capri Sun and rocked a curl shag like his hero was Steve Sanders from 90210.

While Mariotti is free on bail, he should be relived of his duties from ESPN and Fanhouse.  History has shown that ESPN in particular has cut its losses with employees who have been accused of far less, so I do not expect to see Mariotti annoying the world on Around the Horn on Monday.

Oh and one last piece of advice to Mariotti:


6 thoughts on “Police on Jay Mariotti: “He Got Mad When His Girlfriend Was Flirting With Another Man”

  • At the risk of sounding #moist, it's amazing how much pub this lower eschelon sports talker is getting. I'm also wondering who this chick was dating if apparently Mariotti was a step up for her.

  • We'll have to wait for a statement or an extra week since they'll be preempted by the Little League World Series. If they let him go they should make it a topic on ATH and let everyone rip on him the way he's been ripping on ppl for years. It won't happen, but I would enjoy that.

  • ^^^ Yes, it should be a topic on PTI, ATH, 1st & 10, Rome is Burning, part of the sports ticker on the bottom, etc. Most journalists on espn love to bash athletes when they get arrested for anything. Payback is a mother, let him get some of his own medicine. Even let him come on PTI and apologize and then let the other journalists rip his apology. I know it won’t happen but I know more than just athletes would enjoy it.

    • You know that isn\’t going to happen

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