Brittany From OchoCinco’s Ultimate Catch Speaks on Chad’s “Red Mustache”


I will be honest I didn’t watch any episodes of The Ultimate Catch and I wouldn’t be able to ID any of the women on the show.

When this “exit” interview from one of the contestants Brittany Nielsen popped up in my Twitter DM box I didn’t think too much of it, but I was told to read in its entirety.

I don’t know if what you are about to read is true, you never know what these young ladies will make up to extend their 15 minutes of fame, but I will let you be the judge.

Interviewer: Any last words for Chad?

Brittany: My last words for Chad…are…I find it very ironic that you feel like turning over a new leaf and you feel good about being truthful and honest but yet you didn’t want me to tell anyone what happened after our finale date behind closed doors in your room. You wanted me to make sure that I said that we “just went to sleep”. Ok fine Chad. We just went to sleep. It’s so funny how you want to be “truthful and honest” but yet you want me to “lie”. Well…I have a truth for you. I wanna let you know that you and Bernard Berrian have a little more in common than just football.

Brittany: I think it’s really funny ummm how great of an actress I can be and you know what…I made you think that you killed it but sorry…I was in the red.

Interviewer: :: laughing:: I don’t know what that means.

Brittany: For me to know, for Chad to know and for you to find out.

Interviewer: Oh gracias :: laughs ::

Brittany: I think it’s funny because I was on my period and I had to pretend like I wasn’t.

Interviewer: Oh really? Was he good?

Brittany: ::laughing:: Did I c*m? No.

Interviewer: Ouch! Chad! That sucks.

Brittany: That sucks.

Interviewer: Did he know that?

Brittany: And I gave him a cherry moustache.

Interviewer: Ewww!

Brittany: Too bad for him! Surprise! I’m on my period! Peace. :: walks away laughing ::

In the immortal words of The Rock:


or maybe it is the red hell, but I digress.

I hope for Chad’s sake this is untrue. True Blood is a fictional show on HBO not something that literally should be going on in the bed room.

Vernon Davis is laughing at Chad possibly “diving in” with Bernard Berrian sloppy seconds.

Not to mention this Brittany woman is not attractive at all. I am disgusted with myself for posting this story. I am putting myself into time out.


Comments are closed.