Mugshots: Colts Punter Pat McAfee Arrested On Public Intoxication

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McAfee so far has the quote of the year. When the cops approached him about how many beverages he had here is what he had to say:

“A lot ’cause I am drunk.”

Classic.

I don’t know what it is about Colts special teams members, but they seem to like to get “liquored up” a lot as Peyton Manning would say. Here are the full details:

Indianapolis police found 23-year-old McAfee shirtless and soaking wet — which is weird because it had not been raining.

According to the police report, cops asked the kicker how much he had to drink — and he replied, “A lot ’cause I am drunk.” McAfee continued, “I know I am drunk, but does that mean I cannot walk home?”

Dude later took a breathalyzer test and registered a 0.15 — almost double the legal limit.

I would like to ask my Caucasian friends, why do you take your shirt off when you get “liquored up” and how do you get soaking wet?

While I wait for the answer to that, I only have one more statement:

“STAY THIRSTY MY FRIENDS”

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