Mugshots: Colts Punter Pat McAfee Arrested On Public Intoxication

McAfee so far has the quote of the year. When the cops approached him about how many beverages he had here is what he had to say:

“A lot ’cause I am drunk.”


I don’t know what it is about Colts special teams members, but they seem to like to get “liquored up” a lot as Peyton Manning would say. Here are the full details:

Indianapolis police found 23-year-old McAfee shirtless and soaking wet — which is weird because it had not been raining.

According to the police report, cops asked the kicker how much he had to drink — and he replied, “A lot ’cause I am drunk.” McAfee continued, “I know I am drunk, but does that mean I cannot walk home?”

Dude later took a breathalyzer test and registered a 0.15 — almost double the legal limit.

I would like to ask my Caucasian friends, why do you take your shirt off when you get “liquored up” and how do you get soaking wet?

While I wait for the answer to that, I only have one more statement: