Maloof probably would have gotten away with it if his name was Adam Jones, but I digress.

And you thought it was just players who drink and drive.

TMZ has the details:

According to cops, Maloof was arrested and booked into the Clark County Detention Center for DUI, speeding, making an illegal left turn, driving without a valid license and having no proof of insurance.

I am sitting here trying to figure out how someone with millions of dollars is driving around without insurance.

I know he sees those Geico Commercials with the “And we’re walking” girl insurance ads (I have a bit of a weird crush on her).

He got a little of that Tom Brady look going on with his hair.  Don’t tell Randy Moss.