Couple of things.
- That picture is pretty impressive.
- I tried to watch the Kardashian show once, only made it through 7 minutes. Kim Kardashian should never speak.
- Memo to Reggie Bush never and the ROCK MEANS NEVER allow yourself to be on speaker phone with a Kardashian.
- Miles Austin chuckles at this post.
- I have probably wasted too much of your time with this.
As a man the one thing you never want to say to an EX once you find out she has another guy is this:
“Literally, it’s f***ing driving me crazy,”
In the Book of Nohology that is a big no no.
Even if you are crying like Mo Williams watching a Lebron James montage, you suck it up on the phone and simply say:
“Cool I wish you well, talk to you later.”
One last thing, I hear Kimmy is moving to the NYC.
*ANTOINE DODSON VOICE*
“Hide yo Giants, Hide yo Jets”