Does Delonte West play for the Spurs?
In the Book of Nohology and in the general “Man Laws”, you never smash your teammates’ wife, that is cold blooded.
I can not co-sign if we are to believe Longoria, who is speaking out about why she filed for divorce.
The actress also confirmed to Lopez that she found hundreds of text messages from another woman on Parker’s phone, who turned out to be the wife of one of the NBA player’s teammates.
Longoria also told Lopez that her now estranged husband cheated on her earlier in the marriage with yet another woman, with whom he kept in touch via Facebook.
“She is devastated, she wants us all to know that,” Lopez said. “But she’s strong.”
Tony P was “Facebook Pimpin” as well?
*Wait*
Wasn’t Longoria linked to having an affair with Mario Lopez back in the day? Maybe this is just a Megamind diabolic attack on Parker’s reputation to make him look bad and make Longoria look like the victim?
Who are we will fooling Parker is a NBA player, in my best Antoine Dodson voice:
“They smashing errbody.”
I probably shouldn’t find all this funny, but it is comical to me. You know my thoughts that 99.9% of athletes cheat, so when you marry one regardless if you are a beautiful actress or not, don’t be surprised when you get “Tigersyled”.