Model Kelly Brook: “I Keep All Sex Texts From Silly Sports People”

Can someone help me with this idea (I am sure someone is about to steal it)?

I want to build a program that after you send a text to a person, 30 minutes after you send, it immediately deletes from their phone straight James Bond style.

My theory is if you keep text messages, pics and voicemails on your own phone then you want to get caught—but if you are sending “Lil Favre” style pics to someone as soon as they see it, it should auto delete so they can never use it against you.

Model Kelly Brook, says she gets these type of messages all the time and check out what she does with them.

In an interview with a magazine called New!, curvy person Kelly Brook admitted that she quite often gets sent sexy texts from people who’d quite like to kiss her on the lips. BOTH PAIRS. What? She said: “They’re usually silly sports people. I just keep them all for collateral.”

That’s a pretty cunning move right there from the 31-year-old who is wearing some kind of captain-of-a-ship picture on her Wikipedia page. “They’re not of the Ashley Cole variety,” she said. “But they can be quite cheeky. I haven’t sent picture messages – boys do that.”

Right now, there are a lot of “silly sports people” who are reading this right now and are like:

Here are some tips if you are going to be sexting and sending “Lil Favre” pics:

1- Get a secondary phone that is not in your name.

2- Always crop your face.

3- Never say your name in the text messages.

4- Never ever ever ever leave a voicemail.

5- Don’t leave your wife around Tony Parker.

Here are some pics of Miss Brook so you can see what the motivation was for these “silly sports people”.

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