Oakland A’s Outfielder Coco Crisp Looking for Live In Female Assistant

If I wasn’t “Dollarnaire” I would totally do this as well.

Here is my theory if you are a professional athlete you would probably blow 40k on “ladies” in a year correct (maybe more)?  For tax purposes why not just hire your “ladies” as a live in personal assistant?

You can kill two birds with one stone.  You get to “break lamps” and you getting someone to organize your day.

I applaud Coco Crisp for his entrepreneur nature in this regard.  HallofVeryGood.com has the details:

According to a post on Craigslist, Oakland outfielder Coco Crisp looking to shell out $40,000 a year for a “personal assistant”.

Here’s the job posting:

Hi. My name is Covelli Crisp (Coco Crisp), i am a professional baseball player. Looking for a live-in personal assistant (Female) that can help simplify my life.

Anyway, if you’re a female (and, yes, that is specifically what the married Crisp is looking for) and can help the 31 year-old speedster with scheduling his appointments and bill payment, personal shopping and dinner reservations…here’s the job for you!

And he has his wife in on it as well.

That is…………

I am currently offering $400 a year for an attractive female live in assistant, who knows how to cook, watches sports and is a fan of Forensic Files.

Contact my PR person.

Thanks to @HOVG for the tip.

3 thoughts on “Oakland A’s Outfielder Coco Crisp Looking for Live In Female Assistant

  • If he's married, why does she have to be attractive, watch sports, AND be a fan of forensic files to handle the job responsibilites?

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