President Obama Needs 12 Stitches After Busted Lip in Pick Up Game


One thing we know for sure—it wasn’t Chris Bosh guarding the President in the post or he would have put up 25 and 12.

If you are the guy who busted President Obama’s lip, you are probably worried you will go missing tomorrow, straight Jimmy Hoffa style.

Here are the details:

President Barack Obama received 12 stitches in his lip after being hit during a pick-up basketball game, The White House said Friday.

White House press secretary Robert Gibbs said the president was inadvertently struck by someone’s elbow Friday.

The president received the stitches in the doctor’s office on the ground floor of the White House. Obama had traveled to Fort McNair with a group of family and friends for an early-morning game of basketball.

What else do they have at the White House?

Bowling alley?  Movie theater? Spades tables?

I can not confirm or deny that Bill Clinton actually had a night club like Sugar Ray’s in Harlem Knights.

We have found that Ray Decerega of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute was the one throwing the Bill Cartwright elbows.  Sleep with one eye open Mr. Decerega.


  1. can you imagine being THAT DUDE?!?!!?!?!
    wife: hi hun, how was the game with the president of the united states of america
    man: elbowed him in the face and he needed stitches
    wife: O__O YOU DID WHAT????

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