Randy Moss had a pretty hot girlfriend.
He wanted to marry her, but she wanted to wait and see how the rest of the year played out.
But Moss was impatient and started to act out. Was coming home late, mysterious text messages (no Favre) and just picking fights for no reason.
Moss’ girlfriend got tired of his antics and when Moss said he wanted to go, she showed him the door. Moss in his mind never thought she would break up with him, he was just acting out to get her attention.
Moss got back with an old girlfriend but quickly realized that the good times of the past weren’t going to happen in the present.
Now Moss has regrets at the way he treated his former girlfriend, but what done is done.
What is left are quotes like this while rocking your ex girlfriend’s hat:
“Enough said of that. Now we get to the game. (deep breath) Trying, trying, trying to … ah, let me hold it down. All right. I really haven’t had a chance to really talk to the guys, so this was no disrespect to the Minnesota Vikings and their organization. The captains — (Vince) Wilfork, Tommy Boy (Brady), (Jerod) Mayo. Am I forgetting somebody? Kevin Faulk. Man, I miss them guys, man. I miss the team. It was hard for me to come here and play. Been an up-and-down rollercoaster emotionally all week. And then to be able to come in here and see those guys running plays that I know what they’re doing, and the success they had on the field, the running game — so, I kind of know what kind of feeling they have in their locker room, man, and I just want to be able to tell the guys that I miss the hell out of them. Every last helmet in that locker room, man.
“I mean, Deion Branch came up to me after the game, and I’ve never really had a chance to meet Deion Branch, but it was definitely a pleasure to meet him. Coach(Bill) Belichick, he gave me an opportunity to be a part of something special, and that’s something I really take to heart. I actually salute Coach Belichick and his team for the success they’ve had before me, during me and after me. So, I’m actually stuck for words, just because the fact that — man, this is just a lot of memories here.
“To the New England Patriots fans, that ovation at the end of the game — that really felt heartwarming. I think I actually shedded a tear for that. But like I said, man, it’s been an emotional rollercoaster this whole week.
SMARTEN UP NAS