Tiger Woods Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren Has Her a New Boy Toy

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My goal in life is to marry Elin Nordegren, not because I think she is interesting or because she is overly hot (she is good looking), but simply so I can spend Tiger’s money.

That is the best job in the world.

“Spender of Tiger’s money”

Can you imagine the upgrades I could make to BSO with 100 million dollars?

Looks like someone has beaten me to the punch:

Nordegren, 30, has been spotted “kissing and cuddling” a 35-year-old South African classmate by a fellow student at Rollins College in Winter Park, Fla., where the former Mrs. Woods is studying psychology part-time.

“I don’t know if it’s gone further,” the insider added about the couple.

College hookups, so cute.

If I was this guy, I would be buying the best Christmas gift off all time for Elin.  I would be draining my savings, Paypal and checking accounts (total of about $123.00) and be at Helzberg Diamonds hooking Elin up.

You have to get her to believe it isn’t about the money, but we know it is…………..

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