If you are wondering why the Stanford band won’t be performing at the Orange Bowl’s Halftime show we may have figured out why. It looks like Orange Bowl officials were nervous they might make fun of Lebron James.
Don’t believe me?
Fearing an en masse pants drop, or just wanting to protect their newest celeb athlete, LeBron James, from OJ Simpson-style mockery, the Orange Bowl administrators have decided to keep the bawdy Stanford Band from performing at halftime.
For more than 40 years the Stanford Marching Unit Team, or SMUT, has been providing scandal for the NCAA. For OJ, the band pulled out a white van covered in bloody handprints. Also in LA, they spoofed the USC alum who started Girls Gone Wild when their announcer said, “It takes a special kind of man to be wanted for sexual harassment, drug trafficking, tax evasion, prostitution, child abuse and disruptive flatulence.”
I am starting to think Lebron is some sort of King.
When you can cause enough fear in a city to banned a band in a sport you never participated in, you are either a King, Mafia Boss or Oprah.
Lebron never even went to college, but he is dictating without saying anything BCS Bowl games halftime shows?
Even Brett Favre doesn’t have that type of pull.
Maybe I should ease up on those Lebron Hairlines jokes.