Vikings CB Frank Walker is Starting a Porn Site..Needs Females ASAP

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I am all about supporting small businesses, especially if porn involved.

Vikings Cornerback Frank Walker did what everyone does when they need applicants for a new project, he went to twitter. He is starting a porn site with his boy and needs some “talent”.

$200 an hour?

Candy DeepThroat should be tweeting Frank Walker right now.

Walker needs to hire me as a consultant even though I can not confirm or deny then amount of internet porn on my external hard drive (the fact that I have an external hard drive should give you a hint though).

It is all about quality over quantity. You just can’t be throwing a young lady who looks like Sam Cassell in front of the camera with bullet holes in her legs and tat of Gucci Mane on her chest.

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  1. Nothing to do with the Vikings, it's the winters here. Ain't anybody around and it gets lonely. A loneliness that endures and you grab all you can get when you can get it be it summer or the internet. I mean, have you been here? Like, right now, nobody is outside. Nobody. Oh, they might be in cars. But you don't run into people. And those you do, they're all stiff from the cold and/or bundled up like Randy Parker.

    See? I'm batshit crazy from being here all of 30 days.

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