Dez Bryant Is Un-Grounded From The Mall
Our long national nightmare short-sighted befuddling annoyance is over…Dez Bryant can once again shop at the NorthPark Center Mall. The reported 90-day ban Bryant received after receiving a criminal trespass warning for allegedly wearing his pants too low lasted barely 72 hours. According to the Ft. Worth Star-Telegram:
Less than a week after Bryant was given a criminal trespass citation and banned from the mall for 90 days the rookie receiver is free to resume shopping at NorthPark Center, a mall spokesman said Friday in a statement.
“Mr. Bryant is welcome to join the millions of customers who shop and dine at NorthPark Center,” NorthPark spokesman David Mardulies said. “The mall considers last weekend’s issue closed.”
Well, I’m glad that’s over with. Dez can once again shop in peace. Although we really should wonder why he’d ever think about going back. After all The Sag Affair wasn’t his first issue at that mall. According to the police report, Bryant has been accused of multiple mall violations ranging from cutting in line at the Apple Store to a “major disturbance” with a woman at a restaurant.
But we can all breathe easy now. The two sides have kissed and made up and now Bryant can go back to shopping for more pants that he can sag the next time he goes walking around the mall.