Albert Haynesworth Defense on Sexual Abuse Charge: “I Don’t Like Black Girls”

It is your right as an American to have a preference in the opposite sex.  You shouldn’t have to explain yourself. As long as you aren’t looking down upon any race, I have no issues if you like white, black, mamacita, Avatar or etc.

With that being said, especially with the way guys are getting stabbed these days, I wouldn’t publicly be quoted as saying you don’t like a particular race of women.

Albert Haynesworth can’t seem to do anything right these days, his defense for the sexual abuse charge goes as follows.

With the waitress carrying a full load of dirty dishes, Haynesworth slid his credit card into her bra and fondled her according to court documents. A witness, per the report, said it looked like she submitted to it at first but then grew angry. What’s interesting: Haynesworth’s credit card was denied for a charge of $800.

Haynesworth denied touching the waitress when he spoke with a security official and said he doesn’t “even like black girls.”

“I know what this is about, she is just upset I have a white girlfriend,” Haynesworth told police. “I couldn’t tell you the last time I dated a black girl. She was trying to get with me.”

Wait, his credit card was declined?

Haynesworth has stolen errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr made well over 50 million during his NFL career, pay your Visa card bill.

I don’t know if the “black girl is mad I got a white girlfriend” defense will work in court, but I guess we will see. What we do know is that Haynesworth like having unprotected sex with strippers he just met at the Super Bowl.

Also that he isn’t a very bright individual if he didn’t think this would be included in the police report.

I don’t think we will be seeing Haynesworth in any Tyler Perry movies any time soon.


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