This is courtesy of SI.com Hot Clicks.
If you recall Lorenzen starred at the University of Kentucky before hanging around the NFL for five years with the Giants (where he collected a Super Bowl Ring) and Colts.
His career totals are 28 yards passing.
That is it.
He was always a bigger quarterback, but now it is just ridiculous.
“Lorenzen initially was hired to be the Northern Kentucky River Monsters’ general manager but got the itch to play again. He leads the UIFL in passing yards (256.6 yards per game) and efficiency (107.1 rating), and he is second with 69 touchdown passes.” The team roster page has him listed at 290“
290?
More like 390.
Here is a video of Lorenzen, I think he needs a bigger jersey.