Lauren London: “My Acct Was Hacked, I Didn’t Hook Up Bret Lockett With Kim”
“I use to thirst for Laruen London like I had had no common sense / then she had a baby with Lil Wayne / I haven’t been thirsting since”
Little remix of the Jigga rhymes for you.
Those dimples, Miss London was the prototype, but the fantasy has been destroyed by her having a baby with the Alien, with that being said she has been thrust in the middle of this Kim Kadarshian cheating scandal.
She allegedly was the one who hooked Bret Lockett and Kimmy up, but she has gone to the “hacked” excuse to say it all isn’t true.
To my family, friends, supporters and the media. I have an impostor. It is similar to identity theft because he/she constantly pretends to be me. This person disrupts my personal and professional life on an almost daily basis.
Words cannot express how troubling this situation is for me and my loved ones. The statements made about me in the Kim Kardashian story are 100% false.
Someone is lying, not that anyone cares about the real truth. Doesn’t even matter, Kris Humphries is locked in on getting that Kardashian shine, so a sex tape could come out and he we would “shrug”.
This is great for Bret Lockett who no one even knew a week ago, now has 15 minutes to capitalize.
My new excuse for everything will be that I got “hacked”.
When the electric bill is due I am going to call them up and say my power lines got hacked.