What in the Blue Hell are Lebron and D Wade Wearing?

I am not that much older than D Wade, so my normal excuse of “that is what the kids are wearing”, doesn’t apply in this case.

I have a sneaky suspicion that one of the reason some people don’t want the Heat to win the title has absolutely nothing to do with basketball.

It is similar to hip hop in a way. Everything seems better in the past, the present not so much. 20 years from now some 40 year old woman will be complaining that she misses the days of Nicki Minaj.

When I call the Miami Heat the South Beach NWO, it is more than just a wrestling analogy, they are truly the New World Order of the NBA. You can already see their impact at how now everyone wants to be “Super Friends”. If they win a title their gang will just spread.

Can’t hate on the fact they are trend setters, there are a ton of NBA players walking around looking like Mr. Rodgers because of the South Beach NWO. If Lebron rocked all black, I bet you so would Amar’e.

With that being said who knew the Revenge of the Nerds look would ever be back in style, let me “Dougie” my way out of this post.

I have to talk about Lebron’s hairline which is currently somewhere in Orlando chilling with Dwight Howard while Bron is celebrating on South Beach.

I know Bron doesn’t want the Jordan comparisons, but he also doesn’t want to be the NBA equivalent of George Jefferson. Unless he gets hair growth secrets from Sheneka Adams, he needs to take a razor to that dome and call it a day.

9 thoughts on “What in the Blue Hell are Lebron and D Wade Wearing?

  • These 2 look sharp, I don’t know what you’re talking about.

  • Hey! It is like you read my mind! You seem to know a lot about this, just like you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you could do with some images to drive the message home a bit, besides that, this is wonderful blog post. A wonderful read. I will certainly revisit again.

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