Photo: An Eagles Fan Wants You to Know He is a “Panty Bandit”
While I like the added touch of also rocking the number 69, I am going to go out on a limb and say this gentlemen is single and hasn’t seen many panties that weren’t via internet porn in a very long time.
I could be wrong, but normally Panty Bandits don’t have custom made jerseys made flaunting their bandit skills.
What exactly does a Panty Bandit do?
Is it like that scene in Revenge of the Nerds were they infiltrate the female dorm and steal all the panties?
Inquiring minds would like to know.
I am consulting with the Football Gods to see what this means for the Eagles season.