What Should Braylon Edwards’ Phone Theif Have Tweeted?

Yesterday, we reported on Free Agent Wide Receiver Braylon Edwards being involved in a bar fight over the weekend.

While that situation is bad enough for a guy on probation in Cleveland for another incident, it became downright funny when he tweeted out

“Damn. Get ya knuckles ready”
“Don’t fight if. You don’t know how.”

Only to follow up with the whole “my phone got stolen for a few minutes” defense.

So the question we have for you is, What should Braylon Edwards Phone Theif have Tweeted?

Tweet your answers using the hashtag #BSOtweet or by mentioning @BlkSportsOnline or @psicher and we will collect the best answers and publish them in this post. Keep them clever, clean (somewhat) and bring the funny.