Audio of Woman Trying to Sell Sex Tape of NFL Players with Underage Hookers

This is HILARIOUS!!!

Deadspin every once and awhile will post these, normally I just chuckle privately, but this one was too good to pass up.  They have a woman on the phone claiming she has a videotape of two NFL players allegedly having sex with an underage Puerto Rican prostitute.

The ending of the phone conversation is pure comedy.

Be sure to listen how much they offer for this bombshell information.

I get these types of solicitations pretty often, I don’t have Deadspin money, so no one every gets paid, but they are some excellent stories.  The best one ever was about the NBA player who allegedly likes to watch Bestiality porn, but I digress.