Escorting Services Down 30% Because of NBA Lockout

Obviously these numbers don’t take into account all the escorting that is going on via Twitter.  Candy DeepThroat by herself makes up that 30%.

If you are being technical I can see how “Old School” escorting maybe down, but “New School” escorting I know is WAY UP.

FullCourtPumps has the details.

According to from

A 30 percent decline seems to be the magic number, even for Henry, who runs an escort service in New York that he says charges between $400 and $4,000 an hour, depending on the woman.

Henry says he takes between 65 and 80 percent of the total cut to match the players and other high-profile fans, who are with the client an average of four hours.

“There are replacements but they aren’t as consistent and not nearly as high paying,” Henry said.

Henry needs to get him a Twitter, Facebook Fan Page, Tumblr, Blog and Instagram. Trust me that 30% decline will turn into a 30% increase within weeks.

I should be a virtual pimp.

I would be great at it. I might have to take that under advisement at the next BSO Board Meeting. The Board of Directors consists of me and well me, but I digress.

2 thoughts on “Escorting Services Down 30% Because of NBA Lockout

  • Candy Deep Throat–the below-basic lookin’ girl in the photo?? Really!!?? Millionaire ballers actually pay money to tap that chick. Wow, LMAO!

    • Cick in the photot is very average…..not worth $400-$4,000 that’s for sure

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