Kris Humphries Claims Kim Kardashian’s Booty is Fake
Could The Hump be pulling out the “Ether”?
According to Humphries’ prenuptial agreement he can’t say anything bad about Kim Kardashian or the Kardashian clan, but considering the way he found out about the divorce (via TMZ like everyone else) would you blame him if he went for the full exposure?
One very irrelevant writer (me) even suggested he should hold any dirt over Kimmy’s head to get a couple of more dollars to go away quietly. Here is the latest.
Kris Humphries is ignoring that 30-page prenup requiring him to keep his mouth shut about Kim’s silicone loaded butt.
KIM KARDASHIAN’s big booty is a big, fat fake, sources say – and her estranged hubby KRIS HUMPHRIES is threatening to expose the truth!
The reality TV sexpot insists her bubble butt is all natural . . . But some insiders claim the curvy 31-year-old beauty uses butt pads and say Kris filmed a video that proves his estranged wife’s prized posterior is phony!
Kris remarked to pals that, while he loves Kim’s shapely butt, it’s not the same as what you see on the red carpet…or TV.
“Kris told his buddies that it takes a lot of work for Kim to make her bottom look as good as it does,” said a source. “He revealed all her secrets – how she uses ‘booty pads,’ Spanx and other things to enhance it. When she takes off the Spanx, the pads and everything else, it’s not the same.
“He knows what the real thing looks like – because he’s recorded it on his cell phone camera!”
“Despite what Kim said on her show, I think she has definitely had fat injections in her butt,” the source said.
“Kim would never call it a Brazilian butt-lift, but that’s essentially what it was.”
Kimmy’s booty along with her sex tape is what made her famous, so I wouldn’t be surprised she has been using some enhancements. You always have to protect your most valuable asset.
A booty pop here or an ass shot there.
This is what our society has come to, waiting on a fake ass to be exposed. Yeah we are definitely in the Matrix and Kris Jenner is Agent Smith.