Kris Humphries Chose Sportscenter over Sex With Kim Kardashian, She Says He’s Gay
I was in Walgreens last week when I saw the cover of Star Magazine. I even tweeted the picture because I thought it was funny how Humphries has went from anonymous NBA player to being called Gay in a tabloid.
I wonder was it worth it?
It wasn’t like Humphries was a hurting for cash and I am sure even though he was anonymous to general public he didn’t have trouble getting women, he was still a NBA player.
I doubt he is gay, but this story about him, Kimmy, a trench coach and Sportscenter is hilarious.
Kim confided to Khloé pretty early on that they hadn’t had sex for weeks after they returned home from their Italian honeymoon,” an insider reveals. “Kim was really concerned.”
…”[Kim] took it upon herself to try to spice up their love life. One night, she came back to their hotel room in a trench coat,” the source reveals. “She lit candles, put on some music and started doing a sexy striptease.
But Kris barely looked up from the TV! He was like, ‘Later babe. I’m watching SportsCenter now.'”
Beside herself, Kim turned to her sister Khloé for advice, the source claims—and when she did, Khloé hit her with a bombshell. “She asked Kim if Kris might be gay,” the insider says. “At first Kim thought that was ridiculous. But the more she thought about it, the more she wondered. There were signs.”
Here is one thing you have to understand about men dating or married to attractive women actually all women in general. The fun is the HUNT, once you captured your prey it doesn’t matter if you are Kim Kardashian, Halle Berry or Precious you lose a little of your desire.
So while most of us would give a Rock Eyebrow at Kris turning down sex with Kimmy to watch Scott Van Pelt, just remember he already smashed so to him it isn’t that big of deal.
With that being said under no circumstances regardless of what they were showing on Sportscenter I would turned down any woman naked in a trench coat as a man you just can’t do that.
If Kimmy needs some break up sex and Reggie Bush is too busy running to sidelines I am available.
Humphries is currently a NBA Free Agent if you were wondering.