Caption the Photo: Greg Oden, Teyana Taylor and 6’7″ Prostitute Ashley Adair
I am trying to come up with the words to accurately describe this photo, but none are coming to mind that wouldn’t include several expletives.
If there were three people in the world I never expected to see posing for a picture it would be these three.
Even Oden seems to be confused about what in the blue hell is going on, but then again Oden always looks like that. The good news for Blazers fan is that Oden is standing on his own and not crutches.
Glass half full.
I am not going to mention Teyana’s nipples, you you see them.