I am surprised Herman Cain hasn’t tried to use the same cream Sammy Sosa is using to try to get on “True Blood”.

Sammy was in Colombia, doing whatever Sammy Sosa does these days.

I do have a question, does the skin transformation also affect the clothes he wears, because every time he is photographed, he is dressed like Blackula.

Something to ponder while you see the striking resemblance.