I don’t care what day, what time or what place…………

I’M THERE!!!

If you aren’t fascinated about the multiple possible outcomes of a Mike Tyson one man show, you aren’t human.

“It will be raw. Nothing will be held back. He’s not going to shrink from the problems he’s faced and the battles he’s fought professionally and personally. It will be unfiltered, and he’ll tell it like it is,” one of Mike’s pals confirmed. “The project has the full blessing of his wife Lakiha and their family.”

Mike is so committed to the honesty of his new headliner show that he’ll also answer questions from the audience at the end of each show before meeting fans for autographs and photos. The theater should be officially announced this week, with tickets going on sale for the March debut of “Tyson: the Raw Truth.”

Can I get my ticket right now?

I want to front row center, well maybe not front row………….