Kentucky Fan Allegedly Offers Up His Wife on Craigslist For Final Four Tickets
Most people believe this is a hoax.
I don’t know, Kentucky fans are pretty hardcore, so it could be legit. The only thing that sounds suspect is when he says his wife can make you speak 5 languages while breaking lamps, that is a bit of hyperbole. Would have been better if he included some pics.
Here is the text of the ad.
“I am a UK fan wanting to go to the Final Four in N’Oleans. I have put up my wife as collateral. She can make you speak 5 languages you never knew you could speak. I am not feeling my best so I have to use my sexy mama to get me to the game.
“She is completely game, is a litte (sic) picky, but if you make her howl at the moon while making her speak portugese (sic) or something I don’t get out of her then by all means…..have at it and let me see my UK Wildcats!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Yes it is bad to do this, but it (sic) the Kentucky faithful dammit. Look out for the Bluegrass State and hook this pimp up okay?”