Jackie Childs wasn’t available?

Besides the comedic value, don’t see how this will work out well for THE HUMP.

Kris Humphries has filed legal documents in his divorce case appointing himself as his own lawyer … TMZ has learned.

As if that’s not bad enough for Kris … guess who he’s squaring off with in court?  That would be disso-queen Laura Wasser, one of the most powerful divorce lawyers in Hollywood with a celeb roster that includes Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, Kiefer Sutherland, Stevie Wonder … get the picture.