I wonder how long I would have been sentenced to jail if I did this…….

Dykstra pleaded no contest to charges of assault with a deadly weapon and lewd conduct this morning … for incidents involving women he lured to his home by posting ads for a housekeeper on Craigslist.com.

Officials tell us … when the women would arrive to his home, Dykstra would inform them the job required them to give him a massage … and then he would expose himself.

Dykstra allegedly ran the scheme at least 6 times … and during one of the incidents, officials say he held a knife against a woman’s throat and forced her to massage him.

I think I would be looking at least 10 years.

It appears in California you can get away with anything.