Kris Humphries Was Indifferent to Condoms, So Myla Sinanaj Could Be Carrying His Baby
If you don’t mind me quoting from my 10 Commandments for the Cheating Athlete.
VII- THOU SHALL REMEMBER CONDOMS COST $8 A BOX AS OPPOSED TO 25% OF YOUR GROSS INCOME GOING TO CHILD SUPPORT.
Also known as the “Antonie Cromartie/Terrell Owens/Almost Every Athlete with More than 4 Kids Rule.” I had a girlfriend once whose main goal in our relationship was to get pregnant. The reason being, she knew I would always support the child. At that point in my life, I was making $12 an hour in a call center. Now imagine, if I were making 12 million dollars a year, how many women would give their right arm to have a little Robert Littal Jr. running around so they can sit on their ass and watch Oprah and buy Coach bags on my dime.
I understand athletes aren’t the brightest people in the world and can’t always understand that $8 is a lot less than $8000 a month. I am sure there are women who love athletes for their “personalities” and would never dare to get pregnant on purpose. However, I am more sure there are many women who see athletes as a free American Express card for life.
The Hump didn’t read this apparently.
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It’s no accident Myla Sinanaj says she’s pregnant with Kris Humphries‘ baby — sources close to Myla tell TMZ … the two had unprotected sex all the time.
According to sources close to both Kris and Myla, Humphries was nonchalant when it came to using condoms. We’re told if there wasn’t one handy … Kris had no problem going about his business.
As TMZ first reported, Kris isn’t 100% sure he’s the baby daddy, but Myla maintains she hasn’t been with anyone else since she started seeing Kris.