Red Sox Manager Bobby Valentine Injured after Texting While Riding

Red Sox Manager Bobby Valentine was riding his bike in New York’s Central park when he decided he wanted to check a text message. He subsequently had to swerve to avoid a couple of tourists and fell into a ditch. His injuries were minor, just mostly scars on his legs and bruising.

“I shouldn’t have been reading a text while I was riding,” Valentine said. “That’s the wrong thing to do. But at least I was wearing my helmet.  Hey, if he can play with that, I can certainly manage with this,” he said, showing the bandages on his legs.

Ok. I know its not politically correct  to laugh at someone getting hurt, but when I first heard this I was in tears. And like the prophet Katt Williams says it is our duty to get atleast 7 laughs in.