The lesson to be learned here is not to break up with your boyfriend until you are sure his team isn’t going to the Super Bowl.
For example if you are to believe this Craiglist Ad below, some young lady is missing out.
Honestly, his demands aren’t that unreasonable if you really think about it. That is at least a $5-10k trip he is giving away for free, just to spite his ex-girlfriend. James Harden does that every weekend.
The least you can do is break some lamps with the man and hand out with his Aunt and Uncle. Let me know if anyone takes advantage.