How do the Nothern Illinois basketball players expect to get high quality groupies when they are only scoring 4 points in a half?

I could score four points in a half going one on five.

Just looked at the horrible stats.

Shot 1-31, missed 29 consecutive shots and 3.2% field goal percentage.

Here is the crazy part in a game earlier in the year they only scored 5 points in a half, so they broke their own record. Eastern Michigan wasn’t that much better as they ended up winning the game only 42-25.