Greg Oden is a man of the people, so while in Cleveland, he decided to hang out with some locals. They were Locals that were hammered, getting kicked out of bars, starting brawls and losing their car, but they seemed appreciative of Oden hanging with them.
Sounds like everyone had a good time.
Oden though wouldn’t leave any drunken man behind and made sure everyone got home safely.
Oden is like a Superhero, with Betty White’s knees. Actually, Betty might be able to hold up a little better these days on the court.