Lindsey Vonn Will Marry Tiger Woods Only If He Agrees to Give Her Half in a Divorce


Tiger Woods Drunk Face

Call me crazy, but this might be a bit of a red flag. Eddie Murphy warned us about this in 1987, but guys are still making the same mistake.

Tiger Woods is thinking about getting married, but Lindsey Vonn has some rules.

“During a heart-to-heart about their future in early May, Tiger swore he’s a changed man and told Lindsey that he wants to buy her a ring this summer,” The Enquirer’s source said. “Tiger also casually mentioned that he’d already contacted his lawyers about drawing up a prenup to protect his assets.”

The 28-year-old Vonn reportedly wants half of those assets if their marriage goes belly up. She even wants a cash payout for each affair.

“Lindsey told Tiger that she’d marry him, but said that she wants half of his $600 million fortune if they divorce,” said the source. “And as insurance against him straying, Lindsey warned Tiger that he’ll also have to sign an agreement to give her a lump sum of $20 million for every incidence of cheating.”

Slow down Tiger…….You just gave your ex-wife $110 million, I am going to need you to settle down.

No need to be getting a ring this quickly, have some fun, chill on your yacht and bothering Sergio. Don’t end up like Johnny Carson.


  1. Fck Linsay Vonn in th (A)ss. who the Fck does he think she is??
    Tiger I can see you like to prowl amongst the blond athletes of the world
    I can guarantee if you like that kind of action that there are younger, prettier, hotter
    young ladies than Ms Vonn at any college or University in the Scandanavian world.

    Go make some some guest apperancs teaching your woods technique to some young talent
    at the University of Denmark and you’ll walk away with more than Ms Vonn your first day.
    Fck Lidsay Lohan and Fck Lindsay Vonn

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