The description of Mike Tyson Mysteries is just funny to begin with.
In the new animated comedy series Mike Tyson Mysteries, Mike Tyson is taking the fight from the boxing ring to the streets… by solving mysteries! Armed with a magical tattoo on his face and a trusty associate by his side — a talking pigeon — if you have a problem that needs solving, Iron Mike is in your corner. The series incorporates live-action appearances featuring Mighty Mike himself, and the gloves come off as the former heavyweight champ and his fowl-mouthed partner gear up for weekly adventures as they put unsolved mysteries — like how to defeat a super computer at chess or why a famous author/werewolf can’t finish his novel — down for the count. Animated quarter-hour from Warner Bros Animation.
You know you will be watching. It sounds like a cross between Black Dynamite, Robot Chicken and Black Dynamite. This isn’t exactly Scooby Doo Mysteries.
I wonder if the Tattoo is like Dora’s Map?
Yes, I have a young daughter (who thankfully is older now, so I don’t have to watch Dora anymore), so I know all about Dora, Diego and Backyardigans unfortunately.
I am sure this won’t be safe viewing for children. I think Tyson needs a female sidekick, my suggestion? Kate Upton.