Sometimes you just have to take your L and keep it moving. I can understand why Michael Waylon Lowe was upset, but this is probably something you didn’t want to go public.
It isn’t a big deal to me to be in a sex store, we are all adults here, but if I am going into the sex store for “Prolonging gel” and I get burned, I am just going to slap some A&D Ointment on it and call it a day.
Here are the details of the lawsuit from Philly.com
A famous fighter says the Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel was far from pleasurable, and instead burned and scarred his genitals so badly last fall that he remains permanently disfigured and dysfunctional.
Michael Waylon Lowe, 32, of Southwest Center City, a mixed-martial-artist who competes internationally, has sued the South Street sex shop where he says he bought the gel, and the product’s California-based creator, seeking more than $50,000 in damages, according to a lawsuit filed in Philadelphia Common Pleas Court.
Lowe “began to experience excruciating pain and pressure in his penis,” the lawsuit states. “He removed the condom and his penis swelled significantly. He sought emergency medical treatment and follow-up care thereafter.”
It claims that Lowe suffered “catastrophic and permanent damage,” including penile scarring, loss of sensation and function; nerve and tissue damage; humiliation, embarrassment and mental anguish; lost wages and earning capacity; and loss of life’s pleasures.
Curious how he lost wages, he isn’t a porn star he is a MMA fighter. Something sounds a little fishy about his story, but the lesson to be learned here is if you want to prolong your love-making, just picture Fantasia face on your lady’s body and you should be fine.